RIVERSIDE, CA: Egg-laying missions
Agent Justin Operable plants some “plastic delusion destroyers”:
I began my mission Saturday Night, and the objective was simple. I had gathered 20 or so plastic Easter Eggs and folded child-seeking fliers within them. My target, the First Congregational Church: United Church of Christ in Downtown Riverside, California. Once prepared I walked around the building with another operative, casing the place before I made my move. When I felt the time was right I began to place the plastic Egg/Bomb Shells in strategic locations where I thought children might find them and be devastated by truth in their quest for candy. Little did I know that Church was at that very moment in session. Many people began exiting the building and I was forced to make several passes planting far fewer eggs per minute than was strategically optimal. But patience won out in the end, and by the time 20 minutes had passed I had placed all 20 of the plastic delusion destroyers in locations sure to be found by any children being dragged into church on Sunday morning. I have pictures here of my preparation of the missions weaponry, I have also my first placement just outside of the parking lot as can be seen by the Church Parking sign, and a few pictures of signs outside of the Church verifying the location.





