This report was filed by a covert operative working with the Rational Response Squad (our allies in the War on Easter):

St. Johns Lutheran Church, located at about 3100 Tyson Avenue, Philadelphia, Pa. 19149:

I left a copy of the movie on the mailbox outside the office door.

The next church was located near Bustleton and Cottman in Philadelphia. Doors to get in were locked.

This one is inside the foyer of Maternity BVM Church also on Bustleton (close to Grant Ave), literally one step away from the door to enter the Church. I entered the Church but there was a Pastor brainwashing students in there, so I didn’t want to bother them.

But this is the front of the church. This cross looked to be a great place to remind people that Christ never existed.

As you can see:

Great job, soldier!